Dragon's Dilda

Dragon's Dilda is a heavy metal song performed by Wario. This song was later covered by Swedish Vinesauce streamer Joel, making this song the only song covered/sung by a real person.

Lyrics
''Dragon's dildo drawing near Lord and ladies drinking beer Rusty cunts delicious yeast Help unzip to see the beast Wide sleeve of wizard Hard, wet, hairy lizard High scrote, mega kicks just in time for dicks''